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Crude humor-Beware! (He's back)

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Post by martha Fri May 04, 2012 12:15 am

Saw this on the web while browsing. Crude but thought it was kinda funny and had to share.

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Last edited by martha on Fri May 04, 2012 3:59 pm; edited 2 times in total (Reason for editing : In the light of day and after sleep it wasn't as funny)
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Post by martha Fri May 04, 2012 12:22 am

I'm going to go ahead and apologize now with the disclaimers that I did put in my profile that my sense of humor is warped and I have worked way too much overtime lately!
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Post by Miss Ronnie Fri May 04, 2012 7:10 am

is that a tattoo?

If it is, let's just pretend it's a face paint and review it!

Here's my review;

Great line work
Interesting and effective shading on the body
I want THAT rainbow cake - such vivid colors!

martha, go to bed and get some sleep...lol! Laughing
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Post by MelodyFPL Fri May 04, 2012 11:43 am

Oh no way. You can't just delete it Martha and leave the thread and posts here as a tease. No no. I wanna see the crude humor!
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Post by martha Fri May 04, 2012 11:56 am

It was a tat - unicorn peeing a rainbow with words "Real men love unicorns"
Was surfing tribal stuff last night after working my butt off all week and when that popped up it looked funny. This morning with a good night's rest, coffee, and a day off it just looked dumb. Wish I could delete the whole thread. Teach me not to post when I'm that tired. Rolling Eyes
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Post by Miss Ronnie Fri May 04, 2012 12:00 pm

Well, I liked it enough to comment on it!!! But I am weird.
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Post by Guest Fri May 04, 2012 2:29 pm

It was an excellent unicorn, and his wee wee wasn't showing... just the rainbow "stream".... put it back up!! (if he was built like our old stud, his wee wee would have been showing.. . guess unicorns aren't hung - all the energy must go into their horn...) What a Face

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Post by MelodyFPL Fri May 04, 2012 3:00 pm

SHANNON!!! I almost choked on my tea just then! LMAO
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Post by Miss Ronnie Fri May 04, 2012 5:26 pm

I thought all their energy went into making poop for our face paints and glitter! Wink
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Post by Cinnamon Sat May 05, 2012 4:28 pm

Crude? Pah! That wasn't crude.
But then again, my humor is filthy

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Post by 1HappyNut Sat May 05, 2012 4:38 pm

lol at Cinnamon...
Mine too, and very much offside.
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Post by leapinglizards Sun May 06, 2012 8:29 am

Well, according to legend only virgins can see a unicorn, so it might make sense that it all goes to the horn..... Anyway...

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Post by martha Sun May 06, 2012 9:24 am

Nearly made me spew my coffe with that one!
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Post by Miss Ronnie Sun May 06, 2012 9:42 am

I re-qualified as a virgin several years back.... sad, but true.

Excuse me, I must go feed my unicorn now.
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Post by martha Sun May 06, 2012 1:42 pm

LOL @ Miss Ronnie!
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