Thread of Infinite Random!

[Forest-Fairy]

Welcome to the thread of infinite random!

Fat Squirrel!


Post here your random thoughts of the day, jokes, funny pictures, memes, stories, and more. Doesn't have to be face painting related, bonus if it is!

I'll start

[Kal]

I hate daffodils.

[Forest-Fairy]

This is my Lizard, his name is Lighting.

This lizard is going to pump you up.
Lighting: "Look at yer little artists arms. We gonna get to you pump some Iron. Follow my lead."
It's better if you imagine him speaking like Arnold lol.

[anniel]

We had a friend of Lightning living on the roof in Acapulco. He used to steal food from our kitchen at night. Our neighbor ate him.

[Forest-Fairy]

Lighting would obviously round house kick your neighbor before running away like this.

[Forest-Fairy]

[Joyous Occasion]

[pattyofurniture]

[Forest-Fairy]

[Forest-Fairy]

That's actually a tortoise, not a turtle....

[amylady222]

Benny and Joon was the first movie I listen to the soundtrack first and then saw the movie--Love the soundtrack to that movie.  

[jlirie]

i do not think lightning's arms are what he thinks they are..(imagine it spoken like mandy patinkin in "princess bride" )

anniel, bad neighbor, bad!

i love turkles

[Kal]

WTF is a turkle?

[jlirie]

turtle = turkle (i make mixed up nicknames for things )

banana = nanner nanners
fish = fiss

you get the idea..

[Joyous Occasion]

WTF is a turkle?

One time I was taking a thanksgiving pop quiz and one question asked "What are baby turkeys called?". My guessed answer was "Turklets". xD

[thouartbeautiful]

Shinglesnocker is a made up word from school for a chair.

[jlirie]

turklets, that's great, lol

[Joyous Occasion]

Shinglesnocker is a made up word from school for a chair.

Reminds me of this random homework assignment I got in grade school. I was given a sentence that doesn't make logical sense and I was suppose to correct it by changing one word. Here is one I clearly remember...

"The chair was so sturdy that it collapsed".

Obviously, the word "sturdy" was suppose to be changed to "weak".

However, being the illogical dork I was, I changed "collapsed" to "stood there and did nothing".

[pattyofurniture]

Hubs was cleaning off my computer screen and keyboard, the cloth came back colorful.  He looked at me and sighed, "face paint?"
I laughed.
He facepalmed.

[Captain-Savvy]

Jumping in with some random cuteness! One of my kitties, named Beastie, insists on helping me with the dishes....

[jlirie]

i get face paint on my cell phone, holding it while i practice from photos

cutie kitty

[Kal]

Did you know soda dissolves your guts?

[Kal]

My old man just told me he wants disposable pizza for dinner...

[Captain-Savvy]

Well.... some of the frozen pizzas I've tried over the years were more disposable than edible

We keep a frozen Red Baron on hand for those nights when I just don't feel like cooking. ^_^

[jlirie]

no no no, coke is a medical treatment

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/9785183/Coca-cola-recommended-as-medical-cure-for-stomach-blockages.html

what the.. is disposable pizza, lol?

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