My husband is mad at me

So he is a lieutenant at a prison. He is yelling at an inmate...or talking severely to him about his behavior. The inmate looks at him and says...Loo it's hard to take you seriously with glitter on your forehead. Yeah...he's not a fan at the moment.

Oh dear!

Sorry for laughing. Really. No, really!

He should've responded with "Real men rock glitter!"

Sorry...

Funny!

I wonder if it's a forbidden item in mens' prisons & the guy was just jealous...

bahhaha,, that is awesome.. ish lol

Best. Ever.

oops..lol...poor hubby..thats a very good story...he will see the humor in it eventually..lol..

Oh man, I love this!!!! lol My hubby is not a fan either. He comes home with stories of different people pointing out that he has glitter on his face, lol. BUT yours takes the cake!!! Ah, the life of a man married to a face painter.

Love it!

that is both not fun and SOOOOO funny at the same time My BIL works as a prison guard and I will have to share this story with him.

Tell your husband to take a poofer glitter thing to work next time and glitter poof the inmates who are bothering him so they will ALL have glitter!!

Hubby looks like the stereotypical biker with a shaved head, 220lb/6'2", tattoos everywhere, and does ride a Harley (he's such a sweetie tho!). We always joke about him sparkling in the sun!

I LOVE the idea of bringing a glitter poofer with him.... watch it! Or I'll glitterfy you!!!!

yeah, the glitter poofer thing not happening.
He was not happy with me. He has to maintain the hard butt attitude at work but he is totally supportive of me otherwise.
I feel bad cause I know what his job is like but I thought it was funny because last night I cleaned out my glitter tat kit again and yeah it was snowing glitter in our house for an hour afterward. LOL He will be wearing glitter for a week.

He could just say he's a vampire...

I was just telling my husband about this story and he said "yeah, last year at work I had the nickname sparkle for about a month" oh the poor men who love face painters!

Hilarious!....well, for everyone except your husband.

Funny--facepainting husbands/men don't have to worry about this!

LOL, great story Angela! My ex boyfriend worked in a maximum security prison, so I can just imagine it...gave me a good laugh!

Semi-related story:

Years ago, back when dinosaurs still roamed the earth and were being painted on walls in caves, not yet on caveman kids' faces...

My ex husband went to work the night shift wearing a cream colored pullover sweater (yeah, men wore those kind of things back in the 80s) that was fresh out of the dryer. He, himself, was fresh out of the Navy (nuclear submarine) and went straight into working at nuclear power plants....macho men... I got a call from him about 3 hours into his shift - apparently one of my bras was hooked across the back of his sweater and he'd been walking around at work like that and everyone that it was hilarious but wouldn't let him in on the joke.

OMG!


Edit: hope it was a tiny little red lace one, instead of those comfy flesh coloured ones that fit so nicely under pyjama's.......