JigantiJam

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JigantiJAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think we have someone nominating herself as the official DooWah cheerleader, JJJJJ!
Whew!
I was worried I would have to try out for that position. I would have to practice my cartwheels and backflips. And, when you consider I have never done those before.... I would have sucked.
I'm making the name tags!!!!

Hello!
My name is
NameTagLady

Hah! "TAG" lady. Do you get it?? TAG???!!! Do you get it?!?!? Huh?? Huh?? Huh???????

Be of good cheer Fessy. I am not annoying in real life. (You might ask my friend since I was six years old about that for a completely accurate answer, though. Than again, she HAS been my friend since age six, and so.)

I will take on the cheering position, but I am not your typical cheerleader. I also sucketh at flips and if I attempted a cartwheel, I'd have to experience JigantiJam while in traction. You could all apply glitter tattoos to my casts.

But I CAN vocalize (oh, how I CAN vocalize). I can even make up poems on the spot. I have never made up a face painting poem, but I bet I can.

Yes, if I am elected Official Cheerleader of JigantiJam 2014, I hereby promise to come up to Syracuse with not one, but *TWO* face painting cheer poems.

If I am having a slow January, I will even compose one as a sonnet. (And stick that in your face painting bonnet.)

Indeed, I must be hitting the caffeine again.

Do not attempt to sleep near me, as I have been known to talk in my sleep.

 Hey! Fessy!

 Not to hijack this thread ...

Naw ... thread hijacking is so FOREIGN to the likes of Fessy, Miss Ronnie, and etcetera ... 

HOWEVER ...

 in THIS case, I just HAD to (temporarily) hijack the thread ...

       beCAUSE ...

I have now achieved my 600th post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!        

(You were there with me for #400 Fessy, and so I thank you for being in on another hundred mark, once again.)

Maybe, by the time it gets to be JigantiJAM, I will have achieved ONE THOUSANDER STATUS.

JigantiJam?? Did I just mention ... JigantiJam?!?

Yes, yes I did. There. We have brought the plane down safely.

This thread is no longer hijacked, and now returns to its original intent.

 <<--I have always wanted to use the "afro" emoticon and have never figured out a way to incorporate it.

I hereby declare the  the official hairdo of JigantiJam 2014. (My hair WILL look like this in the morning).

Congratulations JJJJJ!
What is this stuff and nonsense regarding thread hijacking???!!!!
I feel my reputation is getting besmirched!!!!!
(I am using up my exclamation mark quota for the day, JJJJJ!)
P.S. wear your schmundies if you attempt to do poetic cartwheels.  Just a suggestion.  

xoxo
Nope...
No hijacking here....

Hi Fessy - What are "schmundies"? Is this some special garment worn by our good friends to the north? Eh?

I do hope you curb your thread hijacking tendencies before next year, because I am thinking of threading my eyebrows, and if I sleep anywhere near you, I think I would not be able to avoid crying out if I awoke to you pulling my threads over to your side ot the room.

Have you ever considered getting help for your thread hijacking? You only have to begin by admitting that yes, you are powerless over ... threads.

I will actually pack my new sweats to sleep in, since the old ones have some threads hanging off them and I wouldn't want them to become - ahem - "accicentally" unravelled whilst I slept (that "whilst" was for you, Kammy! Figure out a way to come, girl!!).

Well, anyway, here are some exclamation points as a gift for you, Fess. To show that my heart is in the right place. I never hold back on my exclamation points when they are warranted.                                

Please take good care of this supply, and use them sparingly, lest you become too associated with people who cannot control their "J's" when capriciously giving themselves a "Forum user name" two summers ago, and are stuck with the jjjjjolly bunch of them ever after ...

And, yes, I DO admit it. I ... am a wiseass.

And I am powerless over my wiseassing.

Sob, sob.

I can't wait to revel in all the wiseassery in person! I can wiseass with the best of em.

Nobody ever called me a dumbass, though.

 
Least-ways, not to my face.

Hmmmm.
Now...
If we could only find a vendor.
Who do we know that would be willing to set up a Face Paint Store?

Do we have a forum friend who sells face painty stuff?

I wonder.

Little known fact about rthling: I was a mime in Paris once.
I have pictures.



Somewhere.  

Oh, Metina ...

Oh, Me tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii na ...

(I would buy all my 90g TAGs at JigantiJam if

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comes ...

And Fessy, can you put an:afro: on each of the name tags?

Miss Ronnie should have two   as the Head Hijacker and Grand Organizer,

And we should have a big board in the room entitled "Little Known Facts That Only I Can Reveal."

rthling can pin her mime in Paris pictures to it. Ronnie can dress in an umpire uniform. Can somebody have a baby and name it Caprice before then??

Miss Ronnie:
I have some sartorial advice for you....
Do NOT place two AfroHappyFaces in the vicinity of your breastages. You will look like you have furry nipples.
Um....
I guess I'm saying you would look like Kammy!

xoxo

Fessy - If you are going to use words like "sartorial" on the Forum ...

... well, then, PLEASE continue to do so!!!

I LOVE that word.

I love words.

I could have done without the image of Miss Ronnie's furry chest appendages before I have finished my oatmeal, as well as the corresponding image of a beloved Scotswoman also suffering from this apparent face painter's syndrome.

A sangria slushie could cure me right now, but alas. All I have here is cold coffee.

OOoooooo! A huge big jam and pajama party bonuses?!?! ARG! I am wondering how long it would take to drive there?? I think my plane ride $$ would be pretty expended by then...........I can only afford to do so many flights a year...but this sounds just AWESOME! And relaxed!